black guy asks nation for change

So I was walking downtown yesterday and looked over at the newsstand and I saw a picture of Barack Obama and this headline that caught my eye.... 

"Black Guy Asks Nation For Change" 

I almost died laughing! It of course was from The Onion. Here are some of my fav excerpts:

• "'I'll be honest, when that black man said he would 'stop at nothing' to get change it kind of scared me." 
  
• "It is estimated that, to date, the black man has asked every single person in the United States for change." 
  
• "Why's he so eager for all this change?  What's he going to do with it, anyway?"
  
• "He just stood there smiling at us for a while, and asked how our food tasted.  Then he went and did the same thing at the next table over.  The nerve of some people." 
  
• "'What a wacko,' Schaumburg,  IL resident Patrick Morledge said. 'And, of course, after telling us all about how he had the ability to magically fix everything, he went right back to asking for change.  Typical.'" 
  

via The Onion