baby of the future...

I have a feeling this will soon be the children of the future.... AYO... technology!!! 

the real Mario and Yoshi...

LEAKED IMAGES OF THE REAL MARIO AND YOSHI!! 

:)

the TRUTH about McCain's ads....

found this today and thought it was quite interesting.... oh the political spin that transcends our nation's stupidity.... sigh...

omg...I'm going to be hit by a hurricane....

OK.

So I wasn't too stressed about Hurricane Ike, until I heard the update on it.  It's apparently going to hit Saturday morning at the coast and reach Austin with up to 70 MPH winds.  Oh my goodness....I'm going to fly away.  So needless to say I'm a little worried.  It's already killed over 100 people on it's way here.  Luckily I'm a ways in from the coast...where as Corpus or Galveston are going to get hit the worst.

So hopefully all will be well.  They are advising Austinites to fill up their car and have food to cook as the wind might knock down power and the such.  Should be exciting.  I'll be blogging any crazy activity that happens!!! 

Just so you out of country/state people know where I'm at...the top photo is the forecast for it's path and the map below is of the Lone Star state.... so Austin is a little ways in!! :)

Katy Perry church sign

a congregation in Ohio had this up relating to Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" song.  

 I actually know people that will agree with this sign! Ha! 

they transformed my face!!!!!!!

so above is an original picture of me..... from a good time this year in San Francisco, CA where I was sent there by work for some training.  Lots of fun.  NOW below.... is my face transformed!! :) haha... check it out! It's scary! :)  

via Faces of the Future

Me as a Baby --->

me as old --->

me as African American --->

me as Asian --->

me as Middle Eastern --->

me as Anime --->

me as Ape Man --->

SCARY!!!!!!

I think Palin is related to Karen Walker and Tina Fey

I think Karen Walker and Tina Fey had a love child...and that love child is named Sarah Palin.  

:)

OMG...the cat uses a fork and chopsticks!!

This cat is my hero!!! Haha... I love the owner/mom in this clip.  I think my mom (love ya Roseanne....) is a little bit like this woman.  

She taught her cat to eat with a fork.  She taught her cat to eat with CHOPSTICKS!!! (because it would be a good gesture since they're visiting Korea.....seriously...).  

My favorite part is where the owner washes the paws.... and sings  "This is the way we wash our paws... wash our Paws.."

:)

two-faced kitty!!

check out this CUTE kitty with two faces!!! 

WOWZERS!!! 

cats love birds!!!

These pictures made my week.... I think we can all get along in this world just like this cat and bird!  Ha!  So let's have peace in the Middle East!! :)

drunk moose bites toddler

Ok.

Let me first say this story made my day. NAY... it made my week.  

So apparently in Sweden there was this cute little toddler just playing away in a sandbox, when all of a sudden.... OUT of the forest.... came a DRUNKEN MOOSE!  It apparently staggered up and bit her on the arm!! 

The little girl screamed! 

WHAAAAA!!!!   (or in her native Swedish tongue -- "WHÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ")

The mother ran out and asked what happened, as the little girl recounted how she was nibbled on by a intoxicated moose!! 

Apparently the Moose (whom I've nicknamed Woozy Moosesy) was chowing down on fermented apples.  Those tainted apples inebriated the poor Moose.  Strange no? 

So the local villagers with their pitchforks and torches waited by the fermented apple pit and shot the Moose in the butt! Poor moose! They should have put out some black coffee and a cold shower.... oh well! :) 

CNN has lost it....

my good friend Duncan Ramsay (check out his site HERE) sent me this email with the headlines of CNN's top news stories of the day...

we both thought they were funny....

michael jackson has officially lost it

SO if you wanted to go out in public without anyone noticing you....would you do this????

I don't think SO! :) He's lost it for sure....

flipping out

is anyone else watching Flipping Out this season on Bravo!?!?!?!?!?!?! DEAR LORD.... they are all crazy!!! It's not as funny and neurotic ..... ok scratch that.... it's neurotic.... but it's gotten CRAZIER this year than last!!

They all are wild! :)

Go watch Season One for free!! :)

mormons are weird

now that I live in Texas---- WHICH IS UP FOR DEBATE --- apparently everyone I talk to knows that Austin is not REALLY a part of Texas..... and it's kind of true... even when I drove down here from Denver I noticed it was all flat and farm like. THEN... all of a sudden it became GREEN and HILLY and BEAUTIFUL.... i'm talking BEAUTIFUL!! :) There was Austin.

That and it's freakishly liberal (the most democrat centric county in the whole state of Texas)...

anyways.... here's some freaky mormon site....it's where they buy their clothes...

GO check out their WEBSITE








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